She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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