these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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