I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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