He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I have demons in me.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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