i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
