sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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