Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Terrible idea I love it
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