her vagine was all disorganized.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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