She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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