ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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