Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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