youre lurking in front of me
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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