my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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