This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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