I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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