So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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