You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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