nut hugger
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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