his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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