So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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