your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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