We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
My penis needs a shock collar
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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