So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
high people should be assigned attendants
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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