but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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