so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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