There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Boobs are out for the taking
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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