ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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