We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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