The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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