You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
He better not be in your backpack
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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