new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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