You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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