Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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