SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Floor bacon is actually really good
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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