No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
i out mim tonsoeep
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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