We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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