Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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