I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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