i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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