Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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