Don't make out with my wife yet
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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