How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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