Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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