You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
you would pick up someone in the library
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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