I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
