you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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