On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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