People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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