You surviving the open bar?
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I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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