I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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