we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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