wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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