I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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