He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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