i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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