Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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